A Wonderflonium Nightmare

Things had not gone according to plan. Captain Hammer had Dr. Horrible firmly by the throat, and any second now he was going to hurl him into a nearby building; Horrible could sense it. He'd brought along a multitude of rays, of course, but none of them were of any use to him now -- he'd dropped his backpack when Captain Hammer had socked him in the jaw. Which, by the way, ow.

"Moist!" Dr. Horrible choked out, flailing one arm wildly at his startled henchman. "Do somethccarglekkkhaaaah..."

While Captain Hammer watched on, bemused, Moist stumbled over to Dr. Horrible's backpack and fumbled for a ray, picking up the first one he came into contact with. He took aim at Captain Hammer. Dr. Horrible's eyes widened, and he opened his mouth to say something, but before anyone could stop Moist he pulled the trigger. There was a flash of light. Dr. Horrible felt the hand on his neck release its grip, and he dropped to the ground.

A split second later the ray was falling from Moist's slippery grasp; he hurried to catch it and accidentally set it off twice more, shooting both Dr. Horrible and an innocent bystander in the process. Two more flashes of light nearly blinded him, and he dropped the ray yet again. It landed on his foot and went off. A beam of dazzling light his his chin, after which the ray promptly rolled away and burst into flames.

When the confusion settled, cries of horror were heard all around. Moist had unwittingly picked up Dr. Horrible's new Gender Ray, which had been designed to degrade and humiliate Captain Hammer... Well, it had hit its intended target, to be sure. But in the process, it had also hit Dr. Horrible and Moist, not to mention an ordinary civilian... And it had worked. The three of them, though still recognisably themselves, were all now females.

But who else had been hit? Dr. Horrible heard footsteps behind him and turned around to see...

Oh my God. No freaking way.

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Um...yeahwut is this shit

IDEK! OTL

Three reasons:
a) I was bored
b) I wanted to practice female anatomy
c) Gender-bending is a popular theme in the fandom
d) I am a giant perverted cakey garden feature

Aaaah, good times.

In my head, these guys are called Moistina, Lady Hammer, Billie and Penn.

Not sure about how Moistina came out... But I really like the others! Le sigh. I am oddly fond of this pic.

Yes, that is a Ghostbusters shirt, FTR. Can you not easily imagine Moist being a fan? x3

BTW YES THE GENDER-RAY HAS MAGICALLY CHANGED THEIR HAIR AND CLOTHING SIZES TO SUIT

But Dr. Horrible's clothes are still kinda ill-fitting. I get the feeling even a girlie Horrible would have a tendency to wear baggy clothes that hide her figure.

Lady Hammer, on the other hand... No bra again today? SUCH A NORTY GIRL. (And despite the figure-hiding clothing, yes, Hammer is checking Billie out. THE SLASH. IT OVERRUNS MY CAKEY MIND.)

whut this is stupid i know shut up